Why, oh why, did I not take French in high school…

WTF?!?!

Squeezed to bits by chips…

Sugarphone
Jim Culleny

Your voice on the telephone
is sugar to my ears.

Your electric breath nudging magnets,
eating miles as it comes – 
meeting relays, swelling,
exciting antennae…

Your voice runs with light.

It enters at absurd gates
convoluted to catch frequencies
of love and death; appendages
that on my young freshcut head
once stood out like pink wings.

Now on this motel phone
buried in blankets they catch you,
or what of you electricity brings.

Geography disappears.

Squeezed to bits by chips
you come juice sweet, and ease 
through the earpiece of this
sugarphone.

(via: 3quarksdaily)

That pipe is vomitting pixels!

(via: Wooster Collective)

Keyboard. Pants. Keyboard Pants…


(via: Crunchgear)

This tickles me in all the right places…

Some crazy mad ninja skilled modder stuffed an entire NES inside an NES game cartridge.  This is so full of win that the entire internet may just implode at it’s mere existence, unable to further support the insane levels of win contained herein.  Or something like that.

(via: Boing Boing Gadgets)

I told you homeboy, you can’t touch this…

 

The old lady knitting in the background cracks me up just as much as Chinese Hammer does.

Packing tape never looked so good…

I’m totally digging this packing tape art by Mark Khaisman.  How does a person turn layered strips of translucent brown tape into images this sexy?
 

 

You can check out more of his work here.

(via: Wooster Collective)